Suspected Shark Attack Reminds Us Why We Prefer Swimming Pools
A surfer near Esperance, Western Australia, has gone missing following a suspected shark attack. Authorities found the surfboard but not the surfer, reinforcing our belief that the ocean is basically a giant, salty death trap. Maybe it's time to invest in

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