New satellite imagery suggests that North Korea is constructing its largest warship to date, raising concerns among international observers about the nation's military ambitions.
Just when you thought Kim Jong Un’s naval strategy peaked with leaky submarines and VHS training tapes, satellite images reveal he might be building North Korea’s biggest warship ever. According to Maxar and Planet Labs, construction at Nampo Shipyard is well underway on a 140-metre missile frigate—basically Pyongyang’s attempt at a floating flex.
Analysts believe this warship may include vertical launch systems and radar tech that—on paper—sounds impressive. But here’s the plot twist: North Korea has neither the resources nor the open water to back this up. It’s like building a mega-yacht in a backyard pool. Their fleet still operates closer to the “don't-sink-on-launch” phase than blue-water domination.
Still, the optics matter. As Kim waves missiles at the Pacific and pals around with Russia, this boat is more about propaganda than firepower. It says: “Look how serious we are!” without actually having the fuel to leave the port. But hey, at least it gives satellite analysts something new to zoom in on.
Sources: Business Insider, 19 April 2025
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