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Tesla Profits Take a Hit, Musk Promises to Refocus

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Friday, 2025 Apr 25| 12:00 AM

Tesla Profits Take a Hit, Musk Promises to Refocus

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Tesla reports a significant drop in profits, leading CEO Elon Musk to pledge reduced involvement in his government role to concentrate on the company. Investors hope it's not just another tweet.

Tesla just posted a profit drop that made Wall Street’s jaw clench harder than a Cybertruck’s door handle.

The EV juggernaut reported earnings well below expectations, and in response, CEO Elon Musk promised to “refocus” on the company.

Which, to be fair, is probably easier than simultaneously running Tesla, SpaceX, X (formerly Twitter), Neuralink, and whatever side hustle involves digging tunnels to nowhere.

Investors, naturally, are side-eyeing this pledge harder than a board member at a Dogecoin meeting.

Musk swears he’ll reduce his involvement in “government-related activities” to get Tesla back on track, but his track record for focus is… let’s say “creative.” One week he’s livestreaming space memes, the next he’s feuding with journalists or plotting a Mars colony with questionable plumbing.

This time, though, the financials might actually force his hand.

Revenue slipped, costs are up, and the once-sparkling Tesla brand is now competing in an EV market that actually has other players—some of whom don’t tweet conspiracy theories during earnings calls.

Why it matters?

Because Tesla is more than a car company—it’s a Musk mood ring.

When he’s on, the stock surges.

When he’s distracted, investors start digging escape tunnels of their own. Latest update?

Musk says he’s locked in.

Tesla shareholders are crossing fingers, toes, and probably a few legal clauses that he doesn’t get bored and buy a zoo next week.

Sources: ABC News – “Tesla profits fall, Musk pledges to refocus on company” (25 Apr 2025)

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