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Trump Administration Rolls Back Climate Protections, Exits Paris Agreement

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Trump's environmental policy: out with the Paris Agreement, in with the pollution.

Donald Trump just broke up with the planet—again.

With all the subtlety of a bulldozer in a butterfly sanctuary, the president marked Day 100 by yanking the U.S.

out of the Paris Agreement for the second time and gutting what little climate policy was still hanging on for dear life.

When asked why, Trump reportedly said he’s “not into globalism” and prefers “clean coal and clean cars,” which is adorable if you ignore...

science. This isn’t Trump’s first fossil-fueled rodeo.

His first term saw similar environmental carnage, but now he's doing it faster, louder, and with fewer adult supervisors.

The Environmental Protection Agency? Currently acting more like the Environmental Permission Agency.

Corporate lobbyists are thrilled. Climate scientists? Screaming into reusable tote bags.

In the bigger picture, this rollback arrives as climate disasters intensify globally—floods, fires, and Category-Oh-Hell-No hurricanes.

The U.S.

is now the only major economy actively sprinting backward while the rest of the world awkwardly tiptoes toward net-zero.

Biden’s hard-fought environmental framework? Meet Trump’s paper shredder. And the spin?

Trump says it's about "American energy dominance," which is a lovely euphemism for “let the oil flow and the planet fry.” The latest?

Trump held a press conference flanked by coal miners and oil execs, calling the Paris Agreement “a job-killing hoax.” His base cheered.

The Earth winced. And somewhere, a polar bear just logged onto Zillow.

Sources: The Guardian (30 April 2025), Politico, NPR, Axios

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