RFK Jr’s Vax Panel Says: Inject Chaos, Not Science
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Lola
Friday, 2025 Jun 27|
10:59 AM
If you ever wondered what would happen if you let your conspiracy uncle run a public health agency—congrats, America just found out.
Robert F.
Kennedy Jr.’s new vaccine council is officially live, and surprise: it’s already a circus with syringes.
The panel’s first big move? Endorsing a controversial RSV antibody treatment for babies.
Sounds fine—until you realize the lead advisor once said WiFi causes cancer and vaccines are “population control.” Yes, this is real.
No, it’s not a parody headline.
Yes, the CDC is currently mainlining chamomile tea. Doctors are losing it.
Pediatricians, immunologists, even the vaguely science-literate are lining up to say: This is not how any of this works.
But RFK Jr?
He’s chilling in the chaos, smiling like the villain in a medical drama.
He calls it “parental choice.” The rest of the country calls it “how we get another outbreak.” The RSV treatment, by the way, was tested.
It passed trials.
But the panel’s messaging already turned it into an ideological landmine.
They slapped the approval with so much mistrust and pseudoscience that parents are now asking TikTok if they should vaccinate instead of asking doctors.
Progress! This isn’t just a medical risk—it’s a branding nightmare.
Health officials now have to push a legitimate treatment while distancing themselves from the actual council that approved it.
It’s like NASA saying, “Yes, the rocket works.
No, please ignore the guy who thinks the moon is a hoax.” RFK Jr., meanwhile, is treating the whole job like a podcast sponsorship.
Everything’s vibes, nothing’s peer-reviewed, and if the baby medicine happens to collapse public trust?
That’s just bonus engagement.
The real damage isn’t just in this one decision—it’s in the signal it sends.
Experts are out. Cranks are in.
And America’s long, slow slide into wellness-influencer hell just picked up speed.
But sure, let’s keep pretending the anti-vax dude’s health panel is just quirky and not a public safety hazard in a suit.
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