Trump’s ‘Beautiful’ Budget Bill Gets Curb-Stomped by Reality
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Friday, 2025 Jun 27|
10:59 AM
Donald Trump dropped his “beautiful” budget bill this week, and it landed with all the grace of a drunk uncle at a wedding—loud, chaotic, and face-first into the cake.
Billed as a patriotic masterplan full of tax cuts and spending blowouts, it lasted roughly five minutes before the Senate Parliamentarian gave it the legal equivalent of a restraining order.
This wasn’t a budget. It was a fever dream with bullet points.
Trump wanted to nuke Medicaid, block student debt relief, and throw financial confetti at rich donors.
In theory? MAGA Christmas. In practice?
Every major clause violated Senate rules like it was a sport.
The Parliamentarian—aka Congress’s designated vibe-checker—ruled most of the big-ticket items noncompliant, meaning the bill now has more red tape than substance.
Medicaid slash? Illegal. Student loan revenge arc? Not a chance.
All those Twitter-friendly talking points? Gone faster than a truth on Truth Social.
Republicans tried to spin it. “It’s the beginning of a conversation,” they said.
Sure. And the Titanic was just a lively swim meet.
They knew this thing was a clunker—they just needed a rally cry before campaign season.
Unfortunately, what they got was a budget-shaped meme.
Meanwhile, Trump took to the stage (and social media) to declare the whole process rigged.
Classic.
If this budget had included a clause for emotional maturity, he might’ve vetoed it himself.
But alas—he’s sticking to the script: blame the system, rally the base, pretend numbers don’t exist.
Democrats are doing a collective eye roll while popping popcorn.
They didn’t even need to fight this one—the bill imploded before anyone picked up a mic.
Economists called it “deeply unserious.” Voters? Confused but vaguely entertained. So what’s next?
Probably a watered-down remix.
Maybe a few breadcrumbs for billionaires and a middle finger to public health, but the fantasy version?
Dead on arrival.
RIP to the “most beautiful budget ever.” It died doing what it loved: breaking rules and boosting Trump’s ego.
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